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• Tosser – Supreme Asshole or jerk.
• Wanker – Idiot
• Slag – Whore, the worst kind
• Cheese Eating Surrender Monkeys – The French
• Lost the plot – Gone crazy or completely stupid.
• Daft Cow – Dumb, large woman
• Arsehole – Asshole
• Barmy – Stupid or crazy.
• Chav – White Trash / Low Class
• Dodgy – Shady character
• Git – Moron, Idiot
• Gormless – Complete lack of common sense
• Manky – Disgusting
• Minger – Very unattractive woman
• Muppet – Dimwit (not the puppet variety)
• Naff – Tacky
• Nutter – Someone’s who’s clearly crazy
• Pikey – White trash – also used to slight Gypsies or Irish Travellers
• Pillock – Idiot
• Plonker – Idiot
• Prat – Idiot, asshole
• Scrubber – A nicer way to say slag
• Trollop – A lady of questionable morals
• Uphill Gardener – Another way of saying homosexual
• Twit – Idiot
• Knob Head – Dickhead
• Piss Off – Go Away
• Bell End – Dick Head (bell end also means penis)
• Lazy Sod – Useless idiot
• Skiver – Lazy sod
• Knob – Dick
• Wazzock – Someone so dumb they can only do manual labor (from Yorkshire)
• Ninny – Brilliant but inferior
• Berk – Idiot
• Airy-fairy – Not strong, weak.
• Ankle-biters – Children
• Arse-licker – A sycophant
• Arsemonger – A person that generate contempt.
• Chuffer – An annoying perfusion
• Daft as a bush – Silly, Crazy
• Dead from the neck up – Stupid.
• Gannet – Greedy person.
• Gone to the dogs – rotten, deteriorated
• Ligger – freeloader
• Like a dog with two dicks – Man whore
• Mad as a bag of ferrets – Crazy
• Maggot – A despicable person
• Mingebag – A bad person, an asshole who might be cheap.
• Not batting on a full wicket – Eccentric person a little crazy or odd.
• Plug-Ugly – Very Ugly person

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