Poopoo Away, Will You?
(I am working out in the gym. There are two ladies on exercise bikes, and one guy seems a little too interested. The guy approaches the two women, with flirtatious eyebrows at the ready.)
Woman #1: “Uh, you might not want to come over here, dude. I just farted. It’s bad.”
Guy: *looks horrified and leaves*
Woman #2: “Oh, my God… Did you really?”
Woman #1: “Psh. No.”
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