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(I work at the front desk of a recreation center that has a pool in it. The pool is scheduled to shut down for annual maintenance, as it does every year. An elderly man comes in and walks up to me in a huff.)
Old Man: “Why are you closing the pool for a week this year?”
Me: “Sir, we always have. It’s an annual—”
Old Man: “Why? What’s wrong with the pool?!”
Me: “Sir, were resurfacing the bottom of the pool.”
Old Man: “Why can’t you just take the water off the bottom, and just leave the rest of the pool open?”
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