That’s A Lousy Defence
(This is a conversation overheard after self-defence class at my local Y.)
Boy: “I’m never fighting you again. You fight dirty!”
Girl: “Hey, I told you to wear a cup and most attackers won’t be wearing cups in real life! You have to hit them where it hurts! [Teacher] said to make the fight realistic!”
Boy: “Well, realistically I think I won’t be able to have sex EVER AGAIN!”
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