Climbing For Attention 
			 
			
		
		
		
		(I work at a rock climbing gym. We run a program on the weekends where staff members handle all the ropes and gear so that kids can get a chance to climb. The kids are split into groups of three and take turns climbing with us. We’ve just started when one of the mothers comes up to me.) 
 
Customer: “My daughter isn’t getting to climb.” 
 
Me: “It’s not her turn quite yet, but she’ll get to go soon. There are only three people in the group, and it usually moves pretty fast.” 
 
Customer: “That’s not acceptable.” 
 
Me: “Um, what’s not acceptable?” 
 
Customer: “We’re here for her to climb. She needs to be climbing.” 
 
Me: “She will! It will just be a few minutes before her turn, and she can play in the play area while she’s waiting.” 
 
Customer: “No. We paid for her to climb, not to wait around. I need someone else to come work with her.” 
 
Me: “I’m sorry. We can’t do that as part of this program. If you really want, I can book her a private lesson, but it’ll be twice the price and you have to book at least two weeks in advance.” 
 
Customer: “Well, if she can’t get a personal coach, we might as well not even be here. Can I get a refund?” 
 
Me: “Uh, sure, I guess.” 
 
(I give her the refund, and she goes and makes her daughter, who has been waiting perfectly patiently for her turn, take off all her gear, which they leave in a heap on the floor for me to pick up. As they’re leaving…) 
 
Customer’s Daughter: “Why don’t I get to climb?” 
 
Customer: *snootily* “We’ll come back when you can do it by yourself.” 
 
(The visibly disappointed daughter was dragged out of the gym, not having gotten to climb at all.) 
		
	
		
		
		
			
				  
				 
			 
		
		
		
		
		
		
	
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