Time Is Slowing Down
work at a gym. I’m working with a customer who needs a key for a separate workout area from the main building.)
Customer: “So, when can I check out the key?”
Me: “You can only hold the key for six hours.”
Customer: “So, when can I check out the key?”
Me: “Six hours before your reservation.”
Customer: “My reservation is at 3:00 pm; when can I check out the key?”
Me: “About six hours before that.”
Customer: “Which time is that?”
Me: “Well, three hours would be 12:00 pm, minus another three from that, so 9:00 am is the earliest you can come and get it.”
Customer: “So, I can’t check it out now?”
(It’s 5:00 am.)
Me: *rubs eyelids*

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