You Are Inspirationally Bad
(I and a friend are practicing serves for badminton in gym. My friend hasn’t been doing so well on hitting the birdie, and eventually this exchange occurs.)
Friend: “I believe in the heart of the cards!”
Me: “There aren’t any cards here.”
Friend: “Then I believe in the heart of the racket!”
(He whiffs yet another serve.)
Me: *deadpan* “Your racket has arrhythmia.”

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